AcmeShorts

Shorts from Mr. Pony

  1. First modern use of the word "sirloin" by Mr. Pony on August 6, 2002
  2. day 3 by Mr. Pony on May 16, 2003
  3. I hate myself. by Mr. Pony on July 15, 2003
  4. First Message Board post by Mr. Pony on August 31, 2003
  5. Do you ever think about Hell? by Mr. Pony on November 26, 2003
  6. Feldspar Eats a Bowl of Diarrhea by Mr. Pony on December 9, 2003
  7. The Mysterious Secrets of Microman REVEALED!! by Mr. Pony on December 10, 2003
  8. Oh, ANNA, Baby...You're so HOT by Mr. Pony on January 14, 2004
  9. I'm going to sleep soon by Mr. Pony on January 27, 2004
  10. Hey, Hey; What Have You Got There? by Mr. Pony on February 9, 2004
  11. Showdown I by Mr. Pony on February 14, 2004
  12. My Dog Is Sick by Mr. Pony on March 1, 2004
  13. I'm so lonely by Mr. Pony on March 2, 2004
  14. ACME THUNDERDOME!! by Mr. Pony on March 9, 2004
  15. Short #833 by Mr. Pony on March 22, 2004
  16. Behold...The Lerpa! by Mr. Pony on March 23, 2004
  17. Dani? by Mr. Pony on April 1, 2004
  18. Showdown II by Mr. Pony on April 14, 2004
  19. The Argument by Mr. Pony on April 23, 2004
  20. acme lovedome by Mr. Pony on April 26, 2004
  21. Safety First! by Mr. Pony on May 6, 2004
  22. Smartie Jones by Mr. Pony on May 6, 2004
  23. Poetry Reading by Mr. Pony on May 9, 2004
  24. You Spin Me by Mr. Pony on May 27, 2004
  25. Smartie Jones Versus Sir Shackleton by Mr. Pony on June 2, 2004
  26. The Authors of Acme by Mr. Pony on June 5, 2004
  27. Smartie Jones: Epilogue by Mr. Pony on June 6, 2004
  28. Short #1055 by Mr. Pony on June 10, 2004
  29. Star Trek Fan Fiction by Mr. Pony on June 30, 2004
  30. Star Trek Fan Fiction II by Mr. Pony on July 1, 2004
  31. Smartie Jones: The Denmark Trilogy, Part One by Mr. Pony on July 9, 2004
  32. Smartie Jones: The Denmark Trilogy, Part Two by Mr. Pony on July 28, 2004
  33. Epic Argument - TheBuyer v. Jon Matza by Mr. Pony on August 11, 2004
  34. Streifenbeuteldachs, looking for Ben-Wa balls, finds Acme instead by Mr. Pony on September 19, 2004
  35. Short #1380 by Mr. Pony on September 26, 2004
  36. Smartie Jones: The Denmark Trilogy, Part Three by Mr. Pony on October 27, 2004
  37. The One with the Cell Phone by Mr. Pony on November 5, 2004
  38. Father Miller vs. The Squid God by Mr. Pony on November 9, 2004
  39. Short #1513 by Mr. Pony on November 9, 2004
  40. Microman vs. Baron Von Shrinkthofen by Mr. Pony on December 12, 2004
  41. Shane Mahoney fails to see how exactly one short by every prominent member of the Acme Community addresses certain pressing issues, and awards each exactly one star. by Mr. Pony on December 24, 2004
  42. hagit mizrachy crams a day's worth of insanity into three hours or so; retires personality, more or less by Mr. Pony on January 7, 2005
  43. Short #1783 by Mr. Pony on January 25, 2005
  44. Aaaaaaa by Mr. Pony on February 1, 2005
  45. qualcomm and TREE engage in one of the most epic and important battles in Acme history by Mr. Pony on February 14, 2005
  46. Ava and the FYORNCH by Mr. Pony on February 17, 2005
  47. Ava and the FYORNCH: The Buffet by Mr. Pony on February 24, 2005
  48. Ava and The FYORNCH: Ava's First Time by Mr. Pony on March 5, 2005
  49. Snow and qualcomm have a mindbending argument over which of them is meaner by Mr. Pony on March 15, 2005
  50. Ava and The FYORNCH: Ava's Last Day by Mr. Pony on March 22, 2005
  51. Ava and The FYORNCH: Enter The FYORNCH by Mr. Pony on March 22, 2005
  52. First Short that merely mentions Chanukah by Mr. Pony on March 24, 2005
  53. Statistics by Mr. Pony on April 12, 2005
  54. The first Guest Month is announced by Mr. Pony on April 21, 2005
  55. A brave group of heroes valliantly defends the Wikipedia Acmeshorts article. by Mr. Pony on May 19, 2005
  56. Dan was fifty thousand feet tall, and could fit inside a regular-sized thimble. by Mr. Pony on May 24, 2005
  57. There was a place that the nuns went to be on vacation. by Mr. Pony on June 1, 2005
  58. Acmeshorts/KittenWar Entries by Mr. Pony on June 1, 2005
  59. Old Summer Sausage by Mr. Pony on June 9, 2005
  60. Death Blossom by Mr. Pony on June 9, 2005
  61. Rainbow Bridge, The by Mr. Pony on June 9, 2005
  62. Wikipedia by Mr. Pony on June 9, 2005
  63. Commander Cain by Mr. Pony on June 12, 2005
  64. mulp by Mr. Pony on June 16, 2005
  65. Grolsch, guy? by Mr. Pony on June 16, 2005
  66. brother by Mr. Pony on June 16, 2005
  67. Spider & Scorpion by Mr. Pony on June 18, 2005
  68. I will never forget my first sexual experience and I'm going to tell you about it right now. by Mr. Pony on June 19, 2005
  69. My Own Private Golgotha by Mr. Pony on June 24, 2005
  70. And now, as all hope seems lost, I am rescued. by Mr. Pony on June 26, 2005
  71. Fantastic Four Fan Fiction by Mr. Pony on July 10, 2005
  72. Laundromat by Mr. Pony on July 24, 2005
  73. Acme Name by Mr. Pony on July 26, 2005
  74. Disney and Mr. Pony defeat qualcomm by Mr. Pony on July 28, 2005
  75. "Vivian," he said. by Mr. Pony on August 7, 2005
  76. Most useless thread ever by Mr. Pony on August 15, 2005
  77. "That," said Henry, "is the biggest dick I've ever seen." by Mr. Pony on August 30, 2005
  78. Good Morning, Feldspar by Mr. Pony on September 13, 2005
  79. Faces of Everybody by Mr. Pony on February 7, 2006
  80. Guest Month Kicks in Automatically, Saving Acme Shorts by Mr. Pony on May 1, 2007
  81. First Hanukkah Short by Mr. Pony on December 10, 2007
  82. Pants by Mr. Pony on April 6, 2009