Date Written: December 10, 2003 Author:Mr. Pony Average Vote: 4.88889
Comments:
12/18/2003Noah Simple (4): I kind of want a poster of the 3rd to last frame on my wall.
12/18/2003Dylan Danko (5): Mr. Pony rides again.
12/18/2003Ewan Snow: While I enjoyed this comic, I have to say that I resent the often represented/believed/repeated notion that playing with the "parts" of a colossal woman (in relative terms) would be anything less than as great as it seems at first glance. Of course it would be great!!! What the F???!!! For a recent example of this trend, consider Almodovar's last picture...
12/18/2003Ewan Snow: By the way, a more interesting discussion might have been to consider the harsh acidic environment of the vagina rather than the inert flesh outcropping of the nipple.
12/18/2003Jon Matza (5): A triumph for Pony
12/18/2003Phony Millions: Ewan, I'm just not with you there. I think Mr, Pony aptly shows that the nipple just becomes this big fleshy thing, kind of grotesque, if it's as big as you are. Now if it was lactating that might be a different story.
12/19/2003Ewan Snow: Everybody's SO eager to point out that this wouldn't actually be great in real life. Humbug! It's still my fantasy and you can't take it away!!!
12/19/2003qualcomm: you also have to take into account the point brought up in gulliver's travels -- that at that size ratio, the giant's skin would look terrible to one so small, all pores and blemishes. give it up it snow, give it up. i've quoted it before and i'll quote it again: "SEX IS UGLYYYYYYYYY!"
12/19/2003Benny Maniacs (5): He'd better watch out if she doesn't know he's there and might gets squooshed! I'm only playing!
02/10/2004Will Disney (5): just re-read this one....
03/23/2004mr.coffee (5): Remember Ant Man or ATOM Man? Thats exactly the kind of fantasies I had when I read those comic books!
A most spectacular little strip Mr.Pony. Hats off to you!
03/23/2004Mr. Pony: ATOM man? You mean The Atom? Ray Palmer?
03/23/2004mr.coffee: yeah THE ATOM. I think he use to bang THE WASP, and they were all part of the Avengers
03/23/2004Mr. Pony: Naw, that's Ant Man. Ant Man was married to The Wasp. Then he became Giant Man, Then Goliath, then Yellowjacket. Then he went insane, and started punching the Wasp. They got a divorce. It was sad. The Atom Was in the Justice League.
03/23/2004Mr. Pony: But you knew that, didn't you?
03/23/2004Ferucio P. Chhretan: The Ant man beat the wasp lady did he not? That's so today. And they wrote that then. Very impressive.
There's an Atom in Justice League, and an Atom in Justice Society. That one is very short. Like a wee person.
Pony I was really hoping that this short was going to be a tribute to everyone's favorite Japanese import: Micronauts.
But Oh well, I guess a tribute to Goliath sized boobies is also important.
dashed good job, old man.
03/23/2004Mr. Pony: According to "SEARCHING FOR ACME", searches for "Microman" hit Acme quite a bit. That's Micronauts, isn't it? I wasn't actually shooting for that, but I hope someone looking for a MIB Acroyear or Force Commander hits this page. It might "brighten up their day".
03/23/2004qualcomm: i like when pony makes in-jokes to himself.
03/23/2004qualcomm: anyway, baron karza is obviously from Dune, you big, fat dummy. i anticipate your correction. asshole.
03/23/2004Mr. Pony: I know you're kidding, otherwise I'd open up a can of comic store wisdom that would make those wine discussions look like a physics lecture.
03/23/2004qualcomm: highlight the white space after my previous comment for my response.
03/23/2004Mr. Pony: Wow! That's quite a trick! I wish I'd thought of that. I love the Lerpa! I want to have like a thousand of his babies!!
03/23/2004qualcomm: hmmm, that's a creepy thing you wrote...
03/23/2004Mr. Pony: This is a really interesting technique. If it catches on, we could have several levels of communication happening simultaneously. I know it will never catch on. Why am I even suggesting it? Stupid! Stupid!
03/23/2004qualcomm: seriously, is that a typo in the first invisible comment you left??
03/23/2004Mr. Pony: The Lerpa! I wholeheartedly back up what I said in my first invisible comment!
03/23/2004qualcomm: ok, dude, whatever.
03/23/2004Mr. Pony: You suck!
03/23/2004Mr. Pony: Throwaway Comment 01
03/23/2004Mr. Pony: Throwaway Comment 02 now i'm going to deface my own short and blame it on you.
03/23/2004qualcomm: sorry. the lerpa was briefly drunk on power.
03/23/2004Mr. Pony: Lerpa! Quit changing my comments!
03/23/2004Mr. Pony: Dude, you fucked up my short! What is wrong with you?
03/23/2004Mr. Pony: I can't believe you did that.
03/23/2004qualcomm: how dare you!!
03/23/2004Mr. Pony: Oh yeah, I guess someone else happened to write your name on my short while you were abusing your administrator powers. Okay, who was it? Come forward, now.
03/23/2004Mr. Pony: Duh, duh, I am a retard, duh!
03/23/2004Mr. Pony: I wrote that on my own short. I confess.
03/23/2004Mr. Pony: Cut that out!
03/23/2004qualcomm: oh, i just saw your invisible comment after Throwaway Comment 02. Good one, Pony!
03/23/2004Mr. Pony: Okay, truce, Lerpa.
03/23/2004Mr. Pony: You win, The Lerpa!
03/23/2004Mr. Pony: oh my god! i'm punching myself in the face and cannot stop! agg! CUT IT OUT!
03/23/2004Mr. Pony: The Lerpa is the BEST! The Lerpa is the BEST! The Lerpa is the BEST!
03/23/2004Mr. Pony: Stop! Please!
03/23/2004Mr. Pony: The Lerpa, I bow to your superior intellect and will.
03/23/2004Mr. Pony: Man, I give up.
03/23/2004Mr. Pony: Don't be stupid, pony, I'm not doing anything. You wrote my name on your short yourself.
03/23/2004crzy4karza117: Oh shit you mean this isn't a Micronaut site? I signed up for nothing! This is BULLSHIT! You guys are fucked.
03/24/2004Dylan Danko: Hey Lerpa and Pony, how jew do that thing with the white space. Huh?? My whole world view has changed and no I don't mean weltanschuuang.
03/24/2004mr.coffee: Mr.Pony, I'm afraid I'm very dissapointed in you!
To vandalize your own art is the same as taking a shit in the living room...no self respect.
01/28/2005John Slocum (5): Hey, look at this fantastic graphic short. I can't believe I haven't voted on this one as I've read it many times and enjoyed it.
01/28/2005TheBuyer (5): Hey, holy shit, me neither.
01/30/2005Litcube (5): Nor I.
01/30/2005anonymous: Nice one, Pony. I especially liked the frame of the miniature dude prancing down the lady's breast. Was this, by the way, a consensual coupling?
1/30/2005 1:13:59 AM - Ewan Snow: Fucked if I know.
1/30/2005 1:13:27 AM - qualcomm: what are we both doing up at 1am?
1/30/2005 1:12:43 AM - qualcomm: first, this is a purely and completely original short. yours was an almost exact duplicate. second, this short ruled. your short licked my dingleberries.
1/30/2005 1:07:16 AM - Ewan Snow: QC, isn't this short highly derivative of one of Pony's other shorts? Shouldn't you nag him to post up a fresh, clean, original short? Shouldn't you give him a 10 minute ultimatum and then one star it? Where's the consistency, QC? Aren't you always harping about consistency?
1/30/2005 1:04:10 AM - qualcomm: i found the bumblebee highly erotic.
01/30/2005Jon Matza: Why didn't the below QC-Snow exchange appear in 'user feedback'? How many other cruc convos have we been missing on account of Disney's cut-rate sitework?
01/30/2005qualcomm: because they're not real comments. what you're seeing is a trompe l'oeil carefully crafted by pony. he gets nervous when mom (ewan) and dad (me) argue, so he constructs a little fantasy world where everything is okay and he feels safe.
01/30/2005Jon Matza: That's not true, is it? That'd be deranged. And why would they still be arguing in the 'safe' fantasy world? Now I could maybe see some diabolical figure perpetrating such a fraud as a way to advance his own agenda...but not Pony!!!
01/30/2005qualcomm: yeah, they're arguing, but there's a kind of "aw shucks, what are we fighting for?" sentiment reached at the end of the exchange.
01/30/2005Streifenbeuteldachs: Seriously? This is diabolical.
01/30/2005Mr. Pony: I may have pioneered technique, but this isn't my handiwork. I suspect a certain bandicoot's been burning the midnight oil.
01/31/2005The Finch: Evidence would seem to implicate Streifenbeuteldachs.
signed, The Finch
01/31/2005The Finch: Evidence would seem to implicate Streifenbeuteldachs.
signed, The Finch
1/30/2005 1:13:59 AM - Ewan Snow: Fucked if I know.
1/30/2005 1:13:27 AM - qualcomm: what are we both doing up at 1am?
1/30/2005 1:12:43 AM - qualcomm: first, this is a purely and completely original short. yours was an almost exact duplicate. second, this short ruled. your short licked my dingleberries.
1/30/2005 1:07:16 AM - Ewan Snow: QC, isn't this short highly derivative of one of Pony's other shorts? Shouldn't you nag him to post up a fresh, clean, original short? Shouldn't you give him a 10 minute ultimatum and then one star it? Where's the consistency, QC? Aren't you always harping about consistency?
1/30/2005 1:04:10 AM - qualcomm: i found the bumblebee highly erotic.
signed,
The Finch
signed,
The Finch