AcmeShorts

07/14/2004 TheBuyer (5):

07/14/2004 Craig Lewis (5): Pony, this is one of your greatest works! I especially loved the final image (Smartie and Robot falling against backdrop of Danish flag). And the Empress is beautiful -- I want to possess her! Can't wait for the next episode.

07/14/2004 Will Disney (5): yay!

07/14/2004 Stash: this turned me on a little bit. altogether brilliant.

07/14/2004 Stash (5):

07/14/2004 Benny Maniacs (5): It's got everything: death, beauty and Denmark Soccerball team attack.

07/14/2004 qualcomm: is this the same Stash, the Russian Stash, whom i annoyed at Lucy's years ago by inadvertently cheating at pool?

07/14/2004 Stash: how does one inadvertently cheat? "no honey, you know i'd never cheat on you. i love you. you're the only one for me. i didn't fuck that prostitute, my dick just fell into her pussy. i swear i don't know how it happened!" also, please don't accuse me of being Russian again.

07/14/2004 qualcomm: "at pool"

07/14/2004 Stash: yes yes yes, "at pool" though i was trying to make a point which was apparently lost on you. fine, how does one "inadvertently cheat at pool?" writers are too damn literal.

07/14/2004 Dylan Danko: Is this the same Stash from Newton North?

07/14/2004 Will Disney: fucking newton north!

07/14/2004 Stash: nope. did i bring back a sore memory? what's Newton North?

07/14/2004 qualcomm: by not knowing the rules.

07/14/2004 Stash: Meat Stick: there's your problem, there are no rules.

07/14/2004 qualcomm: but then why did you say, in a heavy russian accent, "What you are doing is wrong."?

07/14/2004 Stash: to trick you from truth. i am very loving you in secret and have pretend to deny the love for so long. i can no more hide from it.

07/14/2004 anonymous: Welcome, Stash!

07/14/2004 Ferucio P. Chhretan (5): "Quick, He's headed for the window!!"

07/14/2004 Stash: Author: this is excellent, hoping for more of these. (also, where's my comeback to Meat Stick?)

07/14/2004 anonymous:
NEWTON NORTH
----LACROSSE----
-FUCKIN RULES-
--------DUDE!--------

07/14/2004 Ewan Snow (5): I really liked this one. I'd say it's one of your best in a while.

07/14/2004 Stash: there it is, thank you.

07/14/2004 Litcube (5):

07/15/2004 John Slocum (5): Just a good gott-damn piece of work.

07/15/2004 scoop: It had been bothering me that I couldn't place what this short reminded me of. I have now placed it. I will now vote. Or later will vote.

07/15/2004 Mr. Joshua (5): Pony: I've been trying to get the Blood Horse or Daily Racing Form to link to the tetralogy, but to no avail. Maybe this will convince them otherwise.

07/15/2004 John Slocum: Hey, Mr. Pony, a guy I work with thought it was funny how at the end, the Robot tells Smarty Jones to run. Was that intentional? [Several of the guys in the kitchen here crowd around the computer to see the latest Smarty Jones short, by the way--they're big fans.].

07/28/2004 Mr. Pony: Well, If I understand you correctly, the robot wasn't making fun of Smartie's failed attempt at winning the Triple Crown. He was more worried about his friend's safety.

08/3/2004 Mr. Pony: Here is Part 2!

09/14/2004 qualcomm (4): happy birthday!

01/29/2005 Will Disney: BRAVO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!