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A distortion of the single-word sentence "Well." Infused with an "infuriating tone of self-satisfied, judicial finality" [qc]. Used for a time by the West Hartford contingent. Seems to have fallen into disuse.
Date Written: June 16, 2005
Author: Mr. Pony
Comments:
06/16/2005 qualcomm: coined by ewan, not incidentally, though the over-pronunciation of said word was a qualcomm refinement.
06/16/2005 Mr. Pony: That quoted definition was yours. Who first spelled it out? Like, on the page?
06/16/2005 qualcomm: yeah. i don't know who first defined it, but it was ewan's bit since, like, college or something.