AcmeShorts

03/8/2004 anonymous (3):

03/8/2004 Benny Maniacs (5): I feel like this is based on my life.

03/8/2004 qualcomm: tough for me to grade, since i know this was written in the heat of the moment of tournament play. i shall think on it...

03/9/2004 Mr. Pony: True. This short was written and illustrated for the purpose of competing in very first Acme Shorts tournament. However, the stringent time requirements failed to be met, and the short failed to qualify for consideration by the participants. The short, then, is re-presented here for your amusement, safely (and thankfully) away from the ably-executed efforts of my oft-faced competition.

03/22/2004 mr.coffee: I like it! Very expressive. The art is in pure symbiosis with the writing. The apocalyptic landscape is drawn in exhausive detail, and the characters really spoke to me.

04/4/2004 scoop (4): I will overlook its overt misogyny and, even more disturubing, its buried misogyny to vote on this. Because I am fair, but also because I am a righteous fucking patriot.

04/4/2004 Mr. Pony: Obviously, scoop, because you admit to feeling a certain way about something, it is most certainly informing and controlling your ENTIRE argument, as well as your mind. Your vote is obviously bullshit, and I officially reject it.

04/4/2004 scoop: I call "ball covering" on you, you scalawag!

04/4/2004 Mr. Pony: Then you are a feminist! You are Al Franken!

12/24/2004 Shane Mahoney (1): I fail to see how this piece addresses the pressing issue of how we are moving forward in our application of the North American ideal of preservation and the stewardship of our vital natural rezources.

02/18/2005 Front (3): i hate non-dairy creamer.