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Shorts from senator

  1. Dinner at Sienna by senator on January 27, 2004
  2. “And we’ll have midget jousting, midget bowling, midget wrestling, a midget bar with tiny stools, and I definitely want a midget shot out of a cannon.” by senator on January 27, 2004
  3. The porn stars were sticking dildos in each other’s cunts. by senator on January 28, 2004
  4. Tears streamed down Jordan’s face. by senator on January 30, 2004
  5. I knew this was going to be one for the books. by senator on February 4, 2004
  6. Have a nice trip, Jenson? See you next Fall! by senator on February 13, 2004
  7. I just love when a niggah brings his whole crew. by senator on April 26, 2004