AcmeShorts

Shorts from Noah Simple

  1. "But your honor," said the deaf man, "I've written my final summation in brail." by Noah Simple on May 9, 2003
  2. The turd was suspended then, suspended like the Great Tuskanini... by Noah Simple on July 29, 2003
  3. When he was alone, he dreamed of a marshmallow paradise. by Noah Simple on December 1, 2003
  4. Like the way a king emerges from his chamber to announce some long-awaited decree to his most loyal subjects... by Noah Simple on December 4, 2003
  5. Jeremy Cohen had used his computer to surf the internet... by Noah Simple on December 11, 2003
  6. "Money talks," Javier said, holding up two sparring George Washingtons. by Noah Simple on December 20, 2003
  7. The 'ol check-raise is what happened. by Noah Simple on February 12, 2004
  8. "No, no, no!" Terry protested vigorously, "That is where he breathes!" by Noah Simple on March 31, 2004
  9. I remember a year ago when Chazz approached me and asked if I'd be his lead drummer... by Noah Simple on August 4, 2004