AcmeShorts

Larry the straight hairdresser wanted to bed his 2:30. She had money, good tits, great hair (he had styled it after all), blah blah blah—but it really wasn’t about that. He sensed something different about her. Something more than the typical suburban ennui. Her beauty was damaged, fragile—maybe from someone in her past. She had been hurt before, he supposed, and he knew just how to use that to his advantage. Right on time…

Later, he encouraged her to try the strap-on “Just to make things a little more interesting.” She was hesitant at first, but soon found her rhythm. As Larry’s load was pumped onto the mirrored headboard, he felt sure that he had chosen well.
Date Written: April 16, 2004
Author: Maxwell Demon
Average Vote: 2.8
Comments:
04/22/2004 Will Disney: this reads like penthouse forum, right? true story?
04/22/2004 TheBuyer (2): uh...then what happened?
04/22/2004 anonymous: The head of the stap-on broke off and they had to go to hospital.
04/22/2004 Will Disney: gross!
04/22/2004 Benny Maniacs (2): Has all the ingredients of a great acme souffle, pero no tiene EL JUGO.
04/22/2004 Maxwell Demon: WHD: If by gross you mean HOT then thanks. BM: Por que? Tu palabras punzada mi corazón...
04/22/2004 anonymous: Whoops!
04/22/2004 Will Disney: whoops is right, demon!
04/22/2004 Mr. Pony: Brilliant misdirection!
04/22/2004 Mr. Pony: Starting an HTML Tag War, I mean.
04/23/2004 Ferucio P. Chhretan: Oh, is that what that was. I thought it was something else.
04/23/2004 Ferucio P. Chhretan: I think it is the second paragraph where the jugo seeps away....demasadia marmelada.
04/23/2004 scoop (2): BOOM!!
04/23/2004 scoop: Please Demon don't hold this vote against me if you become coronated as the Source the way Cole (Phoebe's (played by Alyssa Milano) husband and lord of the underworld) did on Aaron Spelling's "Charmed". I wouldn't like that.
04/23/2004 Dylan Danko (5): Must make up for the mean spirited votes below.
04/23/2004 John Slocum (3): Good but not great. Could this have arisen from the same deep, penetrating intellect from whence sprang 'All mimsy was my morning wood...'?
04/23/2004 Maxwell Demon: Scoop, here’s my rating for your sorry-ass comment: (*) NOBODY WATCHES THAT SHOW BIATCH!
04/23/2004 Maxwell Demon: >:{0