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Dear Monty,

I can honestly say I have appreciated all the work you've put in over the years. I certainly wouldn't have learned that little origami bit that floored Harrison Ford without you!!

Anyway, I'm writing because I have some bad news to impart - although I hope you won't take it badly. Over the past few years, I've ignored the requests, the urgings of my friends...even the most obvious signs...out of loyalty, I guess. I mean, I did like those skinny ties you recommended - it gave Castillo an extra smooth touch.

But the time has come for me to move on. I'm just not landing the opportunities I once did, and it's not for lack of trying on my part.

I guess the final straw is this new ad campaign. I'd like to think I'm not at the point in my career just yet when I have to start hawking products, doing infomercials, no less, to stay in the game. I'm not going to do this skincare, acme prevention medicine thing. I'm just not.

So, with that, I bid you well. And thanks again, for everything. You have been a great agent, and compadre.

Sincerely,
Edward James Olmos

P.S. You are still invited to the 'A Million to Juan' screening at my house with Paul Rodriguez.
Date Written: April 8, 2004
Author: Cabot
Average Vote: 2.5714
Comments:
04/13/2004 anonymous: Edward,what are you talking about?!? You killed in the new Galactica! You should be paying me! -Monty
04/13/2004 Will Disney (5): Strong concept. Nice execution. Good sense of restrain on the part of the author. FUCK IT I'M GIVING THIS FIVE STARS!
04/13/2004 scoop (2): I loathe this.
04/13/2004 Maxwell Demon (3): I like this idea-I would have liked another movie highlight or career low to make it funnier-either stand and deliver or selena, even uncredited musician in even cowgirls get the blues.
04/13/2004 Dylan Danko (2): I'm with Scoop.
04/13/2004 Mr. Pony (2): So nobody likes that movie, then?
04/13/2004 Mr. Pony: Even Cowgirls Get the Blues, I mean. Boy, that's a fun movie.
04/13/2004 anonymous: So I see no one empathizes with Olmos.
04/13/2004 anonymous: "emm-puh-thize??"
04/13/2004 Ferucio P. Chhretan: Hey I loved that Cowgirl movie, what with the thumbs and Rain Pheonix's acting. Hoo yah!
04/14/2004 Craig Lewis (2):
05/24/2004 TheBuyer (2): Good morning.