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Jaunita Saggs was a cunt. Everybody thought so. Somewhere there were sworn affidavits attesting to her twattiness. She lumbered around the office in chambray and silk caftains. Her flesh hung in great labial folds around her and her nose was swollen and sensitive, and if I may say so, quite clitty. Her standing was often accompanied by a great, windy queef. What’s more, she had a tendency to sweat profusely, particularly when excited, and it sometimes had a cottage cheesey consistancy. Yup, she was a great big Bogina. So none of us was a bit surprised when, at lunch, she ordered the tuna.