Tanya polished off a quart of green chicken curry and kicked back on her stained ikea counch. Friends was a re-run, Will and Grace... she never got it. IT WASN'T FUNNY! Was it? Somewhere between Will's starched collars and Grace's hair, the rumbling started. It was mild at first, but it built with a familiar intensity. She stood up to assess the situation. Alka seltzer was not an option. In a practiced move, Tanya made a graceful leap to the powder room. There was no question...it was gonna blow.
Date Written: March 8, 2004 Author:cuntry Average Vote: 3.6667
Comments:
03/12/2004Will Disney: sure, i can see this happening...
03/12/2004Ewan Snow: Nice! Not sure how to vote on this one. Also not sure if the implication is that Friends is funny. The first sentence is excellent.
03/12/2004Mr. Pony (4): Excellent use of the word "assess".
03/12/2004Craig Lewis: Me no like.
03/12/2004Jon Matza: I commend you for 'counch', even if it was a typo.
03/13/2004Jimson S. Sorghum (4):
03/13/2004Jimson S. Sorghum: I like the "graceful leap to the powder room"--such girliness leading into such poopiness.
03/13/2004Benny Maniacs (3): Thought it was a metaphysical rumbling at first, a little disapointed when it turned out to be stomach related.