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"Where's my cap?"

"Qué?"

"My cap. My white USC baseball cap with the leather strap. I was wearing it when I came in. Wearing it backwards."

"No sé, amante."

"Fuck, I need that cap! Would you look under th— oh. Here it is. Cool. What do I owe you?"

"Twenty dollars, bebé."

"Twenty? Fuck that. Here's a fiver."

"Please, senor, twenty."

"Yeah, whatever. I'm outta here. Get off me!"

"Por favor, no, senor. I am very poor."

"Yeah? Well you're ugly too, so snake-eyes, bitch!"

"Qué?"

"Snake-eyes!"

[BEAT]

"Snake-eyes! "
Date Written: March 1, 2004
Author: qualcomm
Average Vote: 4.25
Comments:
03/5/2004 Will Disney: what does 'snake eyes' refer to? I like the hooker part.
03/5/2004 scoop (4): Here's a fourer.
03/5/2004 Jimson S. Sorghum (4): Yeah, i'll see that.
03/5/2004 Craig Lewis (4):
05/10/2004 TheBuyer (5): The Lerpa should be in charge of something. I hope that back voting doesn't fuck up rankings too much. Someone might care; then again, bitch crapped out.
12/28/2004 scoop: "I am very poor."
12/29/2004 TheBuyer: i was so cute then, don't you think?