And here was Ricardo...flustered, disoriented...mostly afraid. His parents hadn't immigrated to this country for nothing. And now he was letting them down.
Ricardo froze. Would this affect his father's citizenship?
And then his heart suddenly leapt. It was just like astigatism! Just add the 'A'!
"...A...K..."
DING!
Date Written: February 20, 2004 Author:Texxx Average Vote: 1.2
Comments:
02/27/2004qualcomm: i don't understand what's going on. is this a spelling bee? what the fuck?
02/27/2004Mr. Pony: I think so...But that doesn't exactly explain the joke.
02/27/2004Dylan Danko: I think it is jon
02/27/2004qualcomm (1): oh well, in that case, 1 star!
02/27/2004Jon Matza (2): Even a 3rd grader w/stage fright wouldn't make that mistake, even in an alternate universe where 1st generation Panamanian schoolchildren get naughty words in spelling bees. This short is bad for the site, bad for the authors section, bad for humanity.
02/27/2004annebot (1): I'm all for the random factor, but it just doesn't make sense
02/27/2004anonymous: hey, does anyone got any bones??
02/27/2004Will Disney: Sometimes native Spanish speakers attach an extra 'e' to the beginning of English words that start with 'sp', like 'special'. Is that what someone was thinking about? The DING is funny. It's funny when it happens in real life too.
02/27/2004Will Disney: ummm, sure, anon_a. sure, we have some.
02/27/2004anonymous: they better not be oregano man.
02/27/2004anonymous: How is this short rated lower than Danko's latest offering? This is an outrage!
02/27/2004Mr. Pony (1): It is outrageously stupid to compare the votes on one short with the votes on another short. One star! I punish your wrong-headedness! Paaah!