Jarvinia hungrily eyed the succulent watermelon slices her mother Schmetterling carried towards the table. She pounced upon the tray immediately, taking a massive bite out of the largest piece.
“Jarvinia! Stop that! You’re eating all the seeds!” cried her mother.
Schmetterling quickly retorted, “Don’t you know that if you eat the seeds, a watermelon will grow inside your stomach?”
A dark, worried look settled upon Jarvinia’s face as she placed both dripping hands upon her belly. Taking notice, Schmetterling inquired, “What is it my darling?”
“I think I’m pregnant with Uncle Jurgen’s child.”
Date Written: February 12, 2004 Author:Dolemite Average Vote: 4.625
Comments:
02/17/2004Mr. Pony (4): When you think about it, that's a pretty sophisticated joke.
02/17/2004Craig Lewis (5): Dolemite delivers again!
02/17/2004Jon Matza: Disney, what's with all the perv uncles in Today's AcmeShort Afternoon Edition? Fix! Fix!
02/17/2004Texxx (4): Sophisticated and disturbing. A potent combination.
02/17/2004Noah Simple (4): Isn't Jurgen a brand of moisturizer? Ah, well, perhaps all the better then.
02/17/2004Jimson S. Sorghum: That's "Jergen's."
02/18/2004Will Disney: the question is, what's with all the perv uncles in real life?
02/18/2004Will Disney (5): this short is something special
02/18/2004scoop (5): I'm not all that sure this is a joke. I'm convinced that if Woman guzzles enough of that stuff all that precious seed will find sweet purchase in her belly and give birth to a much more sophisticated breed of humanoid that will topple Homo Uterinus' fragile institutions.