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I challenged her short-term mammaries with the sizable needle of my moral compass.

"Due west, wench!"

And yet, from this particular angle, I couldn't quite see the screen.

"Due southwest, betwixt...CHRIST, SHOOT THE BALL!"
Date Written: February 6, 2004
Author: Texxx
Average Vote: 2.25
Comments:
02/16/2004 Will Disney: so they're playing basketball?
02/16/2004 anonymous: "Short-term mammaries"? Sorry, not funny.
02/16/2004 Ewan Snow (1): Yes. Lame pun and no real jokes.
02/16/2004 Texxx (4): I hope it was at least a playoff game.
02/16/2004 Dylan Danko: What the fuck is this?
02/16/2004 qualcomm: i think the narrator is titfucking his woman while watching basketball
02/16/2004 Will Disney (4): oh shit you're right. you know what? now i think this is kind of funny.
02/16/2004 Jon Matza (2): Sizable needle of my moral compass? Short-term mammaries? "I can't go for that/no,no,no,no can do."
02/16/2004 scoop (2): where's the salty, sticky, cummy subtext, dude?