“Oh, Dusty, you are so naive. The world is fast and furious, but you seem to sit back and watch it as if you were not part of it.”
“I am not part of it Sally. I have something I must tell you. Have you ever heard of the ancient sect known as The Homocrats? Well, I’ve heard it’s really cool and am going to rush this semester.”
“But I heard they require strict homosexuality.”
“Which brings me to my next point...”