Presented by Davey de Silva
Newark, New Jersey Seminar #1
Introduction
You are obviously the type of go-getter that we
want. That wants to succeed. Not just Mr.
Change Jiggler down by the corner. It is time to
escape from the cull-de-sack of your lives. And we
are here to show you how.
How? It starts with an attitude. Not with a
product. Because it comes from within. We
don't care where you're from, or how you got to come
here. If somebody dropped you off, or whether you
walked all this way alone. Old, young, middle-class,
right wing...throw those away. I don't care if you
grew up with the staffylocockus or sickle cell-enema.
Just step inside.
There is no religion here. Just the temple of
you. Take heed and open up your mind's eye.
And this is just the beginning. Seminar #7 or #8 will
be about the middle of the program, depending.
Steady yourselves! Today, you are winners.
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Date Written: January 28, 2004 Author:Texxx Average Vote: 2.3333
Comments:
02/3/2004Will Disney: First of all, this could pretty much be the actual transcript of a seminar. Second of all, the "staffylocockus" got a laugh out of me.
02/3/2004senator (2): I don't get it. It isn't funny. ps: sickle cell anemia...that did make me laugh, just because enema's are funny.
02/3/2004Benny Maniacs (3): Would have given a four for a good punchline. Good and dry though.
02/3/2004anonymous (2): The idea of a self-help session is not bad, but the execution isn't very funny.