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“Remember that Paris movie?” she asked nuzzling up close to him.

“Which Paris movie?”

“You know! The one with Marlon Brando when he was still hot. And they’re in an apartment in Paris....”

“Oh!” he said with a knowing grin turning up one corner of his mouth. “You mean ‘Last Tango in Paris’?”

“Uh huh. Remember that one part?”

Of course he remembered that part! With his best Brando impression he gurgled, “Get the buttah.”

“So, would you want to do that?” she cooed.

He felt like he’d just been tickled in the crotch. Trying to suppress his boyish glee he said, “Um, you want me to do that?”

“Yeah, could you get me the butter. These pancakes are kinda dry.”