...and Lord Havens had always been a reliable athletic supporter, even in his youth...he was there for all the cricket matches, the polo, the rugby...he soaked up the atmosphere like no other...and yet had it been enjoyable?...all the traveling...the humidity...the neglible treatment...
...And abruptly he awoke to an ill-timed teabagging by Mr. Willis Bigfeather, the butler of seven months employ - and the only Comanche butler in all of Britain. He made sure of that one.
And yet, what kind of upward mobility was this? What twisted social Darwinism? Good God, he thought, bring back primogeniture, for chrissakes!
Date Written: January 4, 2004 Author:Texxx Average Vote: 2
Comments:
01/8/2004anonymous (2):
01/8/2004qualcomm: was it my imagination, or is it true that when i looked at this short at about 4:30 AM (i was pissing out my asshole, folks), there was a typo, "teenbagging"? that's a cool word, teenbagging.
01/8/2004Texxx: Hmmm...not to my knowledge. Although that is a good word.
01/8/2004Will Disney: willis bigfeather, eh?
01/8/2004Texxx: You know him?
01/8/2004Will Disney: dude, that's my Spirit name!
01/8/2004Captain Crunch: I love this one!!! My favorite part is when it goes "?...all the traveling...the humidity...the neglible treatment..." I feel the same way some times!!!
01/8/2004Jimson S. Sorghum: Maybe it's due to the fact that teebagging is really supposed to be spelt teabagging? That might be what spurred the misunderstanding.
01/8/2004Texxx: Crap! You're right. This has nothing to do with golf tees.
01/8/2004Texxx: Okay! I fixed it!
01/8/2004qualcomm: all's i know is i would love to teenbag some stupid, bellyshirted, pierced teen... oh man....
01/8/2004anonymous: That's stupid!!! I already said the best part was when it goes "the neglible treatment..." It reminds me of my mom!!!
01/8/2004Dylan Danko: Oh man, Feldy you just gave me a boner. Which is creepy.