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"Pony here! Anyone order a pony?!?"
The captain lifted himself from the depths of inebriation and proclaimed. "My Pony!"
"Oh King!" the pony jumped and crashed, sprawled out on the wooden floor. "Damn planks." coughed the Captain.
"Damn Pranks" griped the Pony.
Date Written: December 30, 2003
Author: Rafus Butler
Average Vote: 1.8
Comments:
01/1/2004 Will Disney: i think there's a play on words going on here somewhere.
01/1/2004 Benny Maniacs (1): "The chair is against the wall".
"John's mustache is long".
01/2/2004 Dolemite (1): It's an Asian pony. That's why it pronounces "planks" as "pranks". And if you analyze the third...oh fuck it...this short just plain sux. Go back to Asiatown Rafus.
01/7/2004 Dylan Danko: This one wasn't so bad
02/27/2004 Mr. Pony (1): You're lucky Mrs. Pony hasn't read this.
03/13/2004 Jacob Starfish: you people are crazy
03/19/2004 ?: Best "date short" of the year! Cindy loved it! Thanks Rafus!
03/22/2004 Jacob Starfish: Is this some sort of clue?
06/1/2004 TheBuyer (1): i'd rather eat an old peanut m&m
02/19/2005 scoop (5):