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I will increase your mental reach,
teach you each how to teach;
to expand and command knowelege,
send your bottom straight to college.
My brains can span a wider span
than planes over the Grand Canyon.
Can you call me Mr. Mannion?
(Yes [beat] you can.)
Whiter than white man in the class
can get the room going like a preacher.
I'm your mother fuckin teacher.
(pause here, then look up. Modestly bow to applause of inner city students.)