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Excerpt from A Moveable Feast: Parallel Universe

"Ernestine", cried Francis to her dearest friend, "do you think my clit is too small?"
"Why, of course not", replied Ernestine to her self-conscious chum, "It's merely a question of aspect...when looking down at your own clit, it will always appear smaller than any clit opposite you."
To elucidate the point, Ernestine took Francis to the Norman Rockwell museum, where she showed her many of the master illustrator's studies of the vagina, from all sorts of vantage points, thereby convincing Francis that she had a perfectly normal clit.