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"What weighs more, a ton of bricks, or a metric tonne of bricks?" asked Les Isthmus, captain of the debate team.

"Your rhetorical posturing has scoliosis!" declared Rex Popadopolus, chairman of the Honor Society.

"The best laid plans of mice and men get them laid, like, all the time," contended Wanda Ingenue, ombudsman to the sexually elite.

And it was so whack, cuz none of them was really LISTENING to one another.

Date Written: before 2002
Author: Ewan Snow
Average Vote: 3.6

Comments:

before 2002 anonymous (3):

04/14/2003 Will Disney (4): the third paragraph particularly is great

12/29/2004 John Slocum (3): Alright, ladies and gentlemen, we're going to have to work together on this one. One or two more votes and we can have a different historical short from now on.

12/29/2004 TheBuyer (4): with Slocum.

12/29/2004 The Rid (4): Does this help? I don't a have a fuggin' clue. I did quite like it, actually.