The Holidays were always a tough time for Vicky. Memories of Santa’s lap distracted her to no end - the time he whispered in her ear, touching her ever so subtly with his tongue, the time that she swore he'd had a giant boner... It was enough to make her want to take a shit right then and there. Damn. To the mall.
Date Written: December 10, 2003 Author:cuntry Average Vote: 4
Comments:
12/10/2003Will Disney: horny santas aren't exactly new territory but i feel this short is helped by the narrator's declaration that the thought of the horny santa makes her want to take a shit.
12/10/2003Ewan Snow (4): I gotta say, cuntry sure writes a good short. Plus, they usually give me a Woodrow Wilson!