I think about you all the time and I love you so much I don't know how to explain all the feelings I have. I love your vagina and not just in a sexual way. I want to take care of it. If it gets sick, I want to take it to the doctor and smear it with medicine. I want to be kind to your rectum too. Not just fuck it and fill it with goop (like some guys I know), but care for it real special and treat it right, like a lady. I could give it enemas maybe. Or take its temperature. Same goes for yer tits. I'd take them out and treat them like they was normal. I wouldn't stare at them or always be grabbing 'em and I'd be sure to put a bra on them that had plenty of support. I know this letter may be sort of mushy or whatever, but I have special feeling feelings and I ain't afraid to show my vulnerables.
Love,
Terrence
Date Written: December 6, 2003 Author:Ewan Snow Average Vote: 4.6667
Comments:
12/10/2003qualcomm (4): that's more like it. no one wants to read about the problem of evil here.
12/10/2003Texxx (4): My vulnerables are sore right now.
12/10/2003Ewan Snow: They don't?
12/10/2003Jon Matza (5): No, they don't!! (If that's a serious question). See my overly long and impassioned response to the last one.
In contrast, this one made me laugh out loud...
12/11/2003Phony Millions (4): Nice. Using 'vulnerables' like that reminds me of how Molly Bloom uses the word 'monthlies' to describe her period. Cute, hamster-like humanity.
12/11/2003Ewan Snow: No, it wasn't a serious question. I know exactly what people want. I'm just sick of writing it...
05/27/2004Mr. Pony (5): Overflowing!
05/27/2004qualcomm: shoulda given this a fiver.
12/14/2004John Slocum (5): I care for this short real special.
02/1/2005Cyrus (5): you can never see my vulnerables.
In contrast, this one made me laugh out loud...