Mrs. Ovula considered the question with wry reflection. How naive the boy was! This could, of course, be used for her own evil purposes. The question was only if she should hatch her plan now or later.
"It's never okay to cry," answered Mrs. Ovula decisively. "Now I have a surprise; I'm going to show you your Christmas present early this year."
She loosened her pantaloons and let her flesh unfold at its natural rate...