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"I wouldn't worry too much about those lumps, if I were you." "Thanks, Pops!" "The Bible tells us they'll rise up like the Corinthians, then sag down like the present day Israelites. Eventually they'll fall to the ground, like the Americanites." "Thanks, Dad!" "You'll nurse some, in between the Corinthians and the Israelites, I guess." "Dad, now I'm confused. Are my lumps going to be nurses, or doctors?" "That's all up to you, Pumpkin."