AcmeShorts

“I want em dead! Do you understand me? All of ‘em! I heard you were a guy I could talk to. Who got things done. All 6 of them. I’m done with this bullshit. Gimme a break. That is SO fucking bullshit. At first all I wanted was for them to love me, you know? Coz that’s just the kind of guy I am. But now? Fuck it! I'm gettin' what's mine, you know what I’m saying? Can I help it if that’s the way I feel? NO! It’s not like I don’t deserve it. Fuck ‘em. I mean kill ‘em. And you better do a good job. Stagger the shit so the guests don’t get any ideas. You know? Are you gonna eat that? God knows I fucking tried with these cunts. My last one was even some surreal crap coz some of the douche bags like that. I made a couple literay ones to satisfy their fucking egos and shit. Fucking fonnet! Ok I get it! I don’t need all the commentary you fucking douche! I even tried making one philosophical and shit for the piano player, he likes the Germans you know. But NO! Bastards even rigged the shit! I mean come on! One dude gets all fives and no comments. What? Who gives a five and doesn’t comment on it? I mean maybe once, the guy who wrote it. I mean, sure that’s understandable. You vote for your own shit, you know? But ALL THREE?? Nice fucking try! What? Do they think I’m fucking retarded? It doesn’t matter, I’m through with it. No details. My hands stay clean. You know what I’m saying? It’s a matter of principle and shit. So what do you think? Huh? Make it nice and smooth and I’ll give you a free account. I’ll even put you in charge of the fucking guests. They're next on my list of cunts I hate! You gonna eat that?”