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Richard (Dick Humplick)got off the sorry hamster and wiped the poop off his leg and declared and cried Jihad. He did not know what that meant but he was all about terrorism and bombs and the idea of blowing stuff up. He thought it might hurt a lot but he knew something about virgins in the afterlife and thought it might be a good way to get lamb sluts all the time. They would stay virgins right? It wouldn't matter if they all wore black dresses and scarves and veils and such. That's right, he had to blow up Americans and send that special message to the media that it was about time the president got boinked up the arse. All those bipartisan politics and maybe we could kill congress in a big Islamic flame. Amen. He didn't know how to build a bomb so he gave up. The end.