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sandra,

got your email. not very mature. confusing. your claim that i'd be dead by the time i read it was both false and nonsensical.

the photographs you attached were strange. i assume they were doctored. i know you wouldn't let peter perform those kinds of acts on you, or allow yourself to be photographed in flagrante delicto. especially because, remember, you've promised to be true to me.

i miss you every day, my dear.

regarding our game, please move my knight to QKt4.

sincerely,
alex
Date Written: August 6, 2003
Author: Will Disney
Average Vote: 4.4
Comments:
08/6/2003 anonymous (5):
08/6/2003 mom (5): Love it!
08/6/2003 Will Disney: awesome - thanks mom.
08/7/2003 Texxx (4): great work - the chess move request makes it all the better
08/7/2003 Dylan Danko (4): Splendid! If only you'd been able to use the proper notation.
08/7/2003 Will Disney: Traditional Descriptive Notation
09/16/2003 Jon Matza: http://maxxwolf.tripod.com/woody.html
09/16/2003 Will Disney: that's a good one by woody allen too!
09/16/2003 Benny Maniacs (4): Really quite really good
09/16/2003 ajs (4): very nicely done. F sandra.
04/8/2004 Mr. Pony (4):
08/7/2004 scoop (4): Succinct and good for laughs. Hey whatever happened to ajs?
08/8/2004 TheBuyer (5): guh
04/18/2006 Master Bates (5): ya
04/18/2006 Will Disney: hi master bates!