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Dear Santa, I want there to be no more wars, and nobody ever be hungry. And everybody have a friend! Missy Templeton, 6 "Ho, Ho, Ho! Santa sometimes can poop a miracle, but a whole basket of miracles?" Still, Santa would try. Santa shit and he shit. He shit so long he pooped a mutagen Cholera variant, Vibrio Arcturus /B. It was a miracle! /B was lethal and highly contagious, and spread like wildfire around the 26th of December, 2012. "Ho, Ho, Ho! World peace? Check! No hunger? Check! Everybody has a friend? Well, two out of three ain't bad, girly!"
Date Written: December 11, 2010
Author: Master Bates
Average Vote: 4
Comments:
12/16/2010 anonymous: Colossal!
12/20/2010 Marvin_Bernstein: did you cure the world with the virus killing viruses? it's so touching I now feel like jimmy wonder and will give the neighbors my last belongings in order to feel happier
01/21/2011 Marvin_Bernstein (4): good enough to asslick is this truly Santa? Is this sexual? How does Mrs. Claus feel about this?
02/26/2011 Master Bates: Well I guess Mrs. Claus would tell him to get a real job
05/9/2012 Master Bates (5): Value