Smitty came in and headed straight for the kegerator. He poured a Sierra, sat down next to me and grabbed the other joystick.
"'sup," I said without looking up from the game.
"It's bad, dude. Worse than I thought. Pec cancer."
Date Written: July 21, 2003 Author:qualcomm Average Vote: 2
Comments:
07/21/2003Will Disney: as in pecker?
07/21/2003qualcomm: no, like pectorals. see, cuz he's too fratty to refer to his own breast as a breast.
07/21/2003Will Disney: okay i get it
07/21/2003qualcomm: never mind. i blew it. i always blow it. this thing sucks. i suck.
07/21/2003Dylan Danko (1): Don't be so hard on yourself. For what it's worth I think its really great!
08/30/2004scoop: Some dudes are so diesel they think its sorta gay to call them pecs. Take me for instance. It would be a real euphemism to call these galvanized steel Voltron-like missle launchers just pecs. I mean, come on. These things are beautiful.
08/30/2004Mr. Pony (2): This isn't that bad, Dylan! One star? Come on! Try some intellectual honesty with your meal!
08/30/2004qualcomm: jesus christ. two stars? come on, pony.
08/30/2004scoop: WHAT ABOUT MY GLORIOUS FUCKING CHEST!?
08/30/2004Mr. Pony: Summer, was there more to this than in your explanation?
08/30/2004qualcomm: nope
08/30/2004Mr. Pony: Well, it wasn't out of anger, if that's what you're worried about.
08/30/2004qualcomm: i was more concerned about poor judgment and voting error
08/30/2004Mr. Pony: Well, what do you think this short deserved?
08/30/2004qualcomm: 3. it's a one-gag deal, but i believe the gag stands the test of time and is well-presented. it does what it's supposed to do.
08/30/2004Mr. Pony: I didn't feel like the short didn't really help me understand the joke the first couple of times I read it, and I didn't think that much of the joke you described below. I think the length of this one (or something) actually hurts it. I can't quite put my finger on it. It's as if the joke is looking up at me expectantly. I agree with you that a three would also be an acceptable vote. I also believe that it is not outside the realm of possibility that someone could read this, really like it; really feel it, and give it a five.
08/30/2004qualcomm: you fucking pinko
08/30/2004Mr. Pony: You should start labeling your shorts with the proper star rating. The squishy realm of human opinion and subjectivity is obviously too much for your mind to handle.
08/30/2004qualcomm: Thank you for the subjective compliment.
08/30/2004scoop: Gentlemen, friends, plese don't fight. Instead get lost in the meat of my massive chiseled Voltoron missle launching chest and see the truth that all this "tivity" talk is leading to the worst "tivity" of all: negativity.
08/30/2004Mr. Pony: Very well. I'm willing to shift my attention to scoop's missile-like breast. I know Summer agrees with me on some level, and even surpasses my subjective nature because of his disturbingly touchy-feely views of the nature of time.
08/30/2004qualcomm: scoop's breasts remind me the sex-changed neo-nazi's from the beginning of Dark Knight #3.
08/30/2004scoop: Their not breasts dude, that's gay.
08/30/2004Mr. Pony: Wow! Do scoop's breasts have big red swastikas on them?
08/30/2004qualcomm: yes, and upturned nipples
08/30/2004TheBuyer (3): 3. One for each pec.
09/1/2004Litcube (2): I'll give it two for the one-punch gag, like OSS spelled out for us.
09/1/2004Mr. Pony: I think he said it deserved a three.
09/1/2004Litcube: +*
09/1/2004Litcube: You must be hitting all four angles on that bitch. Your striations are awesome, bra.