He liked to buttfuck
to the left and right
they would buttfuck him while he sat there and was complacent on a drinking fountain
he would imagine he was a cat laying on the floor in the crisp sunlight
he would buttfuck all the time and soon became impervious to the pain
he didn't think it was his fault because he couldnt tell when he farted or not
Date Written: April 14, 2010 Author:Marvin_Bernstein Average Vote: 1.6
Comments:
04/15/2010Mr. Pony (3.5): The pain he soon became impervious to makes me think he didn't like buttfucking all that much, initially. Also, "to the left and right" is confusing, when we are talking about a unidirectional tube such as the rectum. Are you using "left" and "right" as metaphors, author? If so, for what?
04/15/2010Mr. Pony: I'm not sure I meant to give that three and a half stars, author.
04/15/2010Jon Matza: unidirectional tube
04/15/2010Marvin_Bernstein: You may have a point guys. I wasn't thinking of the blatant irony and the connection between no penetration and impervious although that would loose some of the probing meaning that I had intended. Right and left was however a good verbal hyperbole for adding a musical connotation to this naughty Sailors misadventures. I like the ending.
04/15/2010Marvin_Bernstein: I'd like to edit this to include the phrase unidirectional tube. He wiggled back and forth, to the left and to the right, as one ravished his unidirectional tube.
04/17/2010Master Bates (2): sucky
04/18/2010Marvin_Bernstein (5): admit it: I am putting the a back in acme
I am that good
04/30/2010Litcube (0.5):
08/26/2010The Rid: I'd give both of Pony's comments fives.
08/31/2010Marvin_Bernstein: thanks rid
09/3/2010The Rid (1): Yeah.
09/4/2010Marvin_Bernstein: Rid: don't get too cocky, your time is coming. I'd lowball your shorts as well
09/28/2010scoop: I think you need to look up "lowball" Marvin dog.
10/4/2010Marvin_Bernstein: nah I lowball everything but nice try playa
Scoop: I like you despite your unsureness of myself and Me!!! L( xoxox -P:)
01/19/2011TheBuyer (1): Buttfucking to left seems implausable and distracting from the funny part. On second read I couldn't find the funny part either so maybe buttfucking to the left isn't so distracting after all.