George found himself feeling hungry. He leaned over and started drinking the blood of the girl sitting next to him. After a few gulps, he leaned back and spit it out.
"Jees, your blood tastes awful. What have you been eating?" he asked her.
"Asparagus," she replied, weakly.
Fucking asparagus. George held his nose and went back in for the kill.
Date Written: June 21, 2003 Author:Will Disney Average Vote: 4.5
Comments:
07/18/2003Will Disney (5): another strong outing by disney!
10/30/2004TheBuyer (5): asparagus makes your urine stink too.