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Spock Mind Melds with a Thermostat 74... 74... target: 75... cold... so cold... PAIN... PAIN... engage boiler... affirmative... affirmative... boiling... affirmative... 74... 74... 74... 75... optimal... optimal... 75... 75... 76! 76! 76! PAIN... PAIN... searing... burning... disengage boiler... disengage... 76... PAIN... disengage... 76... 76... 76... 75... optimal... optimal... 75... 75... 75... 74... COLD... PAIN... PAIN... PAIN
Date Written: October 15, 2007
Author: qualcomm
Average Vote: 4.28571
Comments:
10/15/2007 Dick Vomit: hahahhaaaaha
10/15/2007 Litcube (4): This was funny.
10/15/2007 Litcube: Also, this was original.
10/15/2007 Mr. Pony (4): This joke represents this kind of joke admirably. It reflects well on its community.
10/18/2007 Dylan Danko (4.5): Fuck it. It doesn't deserve a 5 but i laughed my ass off.
10/18/2007 qualcomm: stop lowballing me!
10/18/2007 Litcube: Didn't seem qualcommish.
10/18/2007 qualcomm: i got layers, motherfucker
10/19/2007 Master Bates (4.5): just like when Satanic Hello Kitty possessed the Brave Little Toaster
12/1/2007 Ewan Snow (4): Such a dumb idea has rarely been so funny!
12/6/2007 TheBuyer (4): illogical
07/24/2008 scoop (5): Like, LOL.