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"Let yourself out," I said. "And take your fake boobs with you." She paused. "'Bulbus Rak'--really touched me. 'Legend of Tammy Hollow'? It's tattooed on my ass." "Good job. See ya." "But..." A nod to my fancy snob valet ensured a beatin' on the way down to the Greyhound terminal. It was going to be a good damn day for me a short fiction writer guy with fast cars, hot flash fic lit chick bimbo girls, and everything.