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Danica Schroeder was perhaps the most effective delivery system for pussy the Lincolnshire township had ever seen: just beneath the dermis around her hips, large deposits of glistening yellow adipose tissue quivered enticingly; fewer than average apocrine glands in her underarms and pubis rendered odor a practical non-issue; and an early bout of childhood molestation permanently dichotomized her id and superego, imbuing her with a pleasing array of pschosexual hang-ups. The End