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Bif! Bam! Zowee! Batman unloaded on Catwoman but good. "Batman, Batman, where do you want this Batarang?" "Ask Catwoman. Or Alfred." "Meow! That hurts!" "Robin, steady the Bat Marital Aid." "Uh...I was kind of hopin' for a go at her first, Batman...before you trash her--" "Shut your Bat-Hole! Get in line!" "Holy Cat-Whore! Look at her go! She's getting Bat-Boned in her Ladyhole! Zowee! It looks just like the Bat Cave!" They enjoyed a quiet father surrogate/guardian/mentor/master protege/servant/abused orphan moment. "Holy Bat Shit! I was supposed to tell you! Bat-Girl called! Again!" "You just spoiled the bat-moment, Boy Wonder. Call Alfred for clean up. Let's go catch some bad guys!" "You're on!" Batman rocks! "Joker? Riddler?" "Let's see...we have 'The Jaywalker', 'The Mangler'. Ratwoman and 'Stinky' the Clown."