AcmeShorts

Sir Virgin Masters, a.k.a. the 'Albino Bad Ass', was Presidente and Whoremaster General of Acme Industrial Sex Workers Union Local 324. He sprayed his DNA, lucky bastard, like Johnny Appleseed spread seeds. "To increase production, we need more whores. And lots of dick, I guess." "Tons of it, Boss." "And money! Lots and lots of money. Ha,ha,ha! Ha,ha,ha!" "It's all about the dough." "Shaddup! And bring in Trixie." "She's stacked, racked, and packed. Good call, Boss, good call." "Shut your ass! Not that Trixie, fool--Trixie the dolphin." "But her blow-hole. Her poor, poor blow-hole! I have salve..." "Oh, yeah?" "Yeah."