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Dear Consuelo, I know that you probably won't understand most of this, since you hardly speak English, but I think I am in love with you. I'm sending you a box of chocolates. I would appreciate it if you paid me back those $15 dollars you owe me. I keep the drawings we made together with the Adventure Clan in a shoebox. I look at them every day when I'm not working at the hospital. I see how you look at Timothy and I'm afraid that you are already spoken for. I can't even bear to see the two of you together when the Adventure Clan are hanging out. If you're in the neighborhood you can just leave the $15 under my door. If you feel the same way about me, please let me know somehow, because I'm afraid after this letter I'll be too ashamed to meet your eyes. Mr Muffins