Terri the Turtle cashed his paycheck from the Piggly Wiggly and went to buy the rubber raft he had been saving up for. He met his half-brother Timothy at the harbor and they went for a float with a bottle of malt liquor.
"It's sad how we are half-brothers but we never seem to really talk," said Timothy.
"Yes," responded Terri, "
."
"Aren't you being a bit harsh? I've always felt
."
"Not at all.
."
"Haha," chuckled Timothy, "what a silly goose I am! Of course you're right!"
Later that day Timothy got into a fistfight with the cashier slut at Dairy Queen.
From the Dairy Queen menu the two half-brothers consumed:
- 2 quarter-pound FlameThrower GrillBurgers
- 1 Chili Cheese Dog
- 1 serving large onion rings
- 2 Peanut Buster Parfaits
- 1 Caramel MooLatte