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The young boy-whore was fighting for his life in a struggle of importance to his poor mother. The pimps downtown were without conscience, and they were going to make the year ahead bloody and violent. Even if the boy-whore's new strategy worked exactly as planned, deadly acts of violence would continue. The question was whether his new strategy would bring him closer to success. He believed that it would. Victory would not look like the ones his fathers and grandfathers achieved. There would be no leaving the pimps in a pile of their own entrails in an alley. But victory would bring something new to his poor mother's life: a functioning stove that heats up the Cambell's cream of celery soup, so they didn't have to eat it cold anymore. The boy-whore could no long be silent. He needed to kill those bad pimps, to help bring a future of peace and security to his boy-whore children and grandchildren. That boy-whore's name was Timothy, half-brother of Terri the Turtle. (but then he woke up and it was all a bad dream. pimps are really nice people if you get to know them) Here was Timothy's to-do list for the day: - meet with Consuelo to make perfect turkey sandwich - return library books - make notes on computer books at library and bring post-its to mark pages - buy blank dvds - buy deoderant - buy aspirin - Go to gym - Call grandma