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Pablo was mere millimeters away. He had spent 46 days stretching and dislocated countless joints in his quest. Victory was nearly within his grasp. He took a deep breath, opened his mouth wide and eased the tip of his own penis into his mouth. After a few seconds of jubilation, the grim reality of the situation dawned upon Pablo: he had a dick in his mouth.
Date Written: May 9, 2003
Author: Dolemite
Average Vote: 4.1875
Comments:
05/9/2003 anonymous (2):
05/9/2003 anonymous (4):
05/12/2003 Will Disney (4): Texxx was telling me about something like this the other day. Kind of freaked me out.
05/16/2003 Mr. Pony (5): Shit, that's really wonderful.
11/13/2004 TheBuyer (5): Ha!
12/16/2004 Mr. Pony: This one is still choice! Choice out!
01/20/2005 Litcube (4):
03/7/2005 deliciousbrains (5): Perfection.
10/2/2005 Streifenbeuteldachs (4.5): gurgle