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I had to break it off with Tiffany because of her many ticks. Armpits, scalp line. One on her back like a dog. She was a bikini model. I tell ya, I don't get no respect. My ex-wife didn't respect me. I won't say she was a SLUT, but among gaming enthusiasts of the role-playing variety she was known as 'half-a-centaur'. Okay. Dumb? I won't say she didn't know her ass from a hole in the ground, but she was always scratching the earth. Scratching the earth. Hello? Is this thing on? [thumps short] Is this fucking thing on? Now I know why tigers eat their young. I said, 'young', not dung. Cut that out.