AcmeShorts

Short, Thoroughly Disturbing Poems That Lend Themselves to Intense Scrutiny and Interpretation (for No Apparent Reason)

Why does this restaurant have no sporks?
Trousers, unzipped.

The child reached for the old, weathered basketball.
Upon dribbling, it proved flat.
I love you.

Mascara
Mascara
Eye Shadow
And Blood.

Date Written: May 8, 2003
Author: Texxx
Average Vote: 4.6667

Comments:

05/8/2003 anonymous (4):

05/10/2003 Dolemite (5): What a coincidence! My trousers are unzipped right now too!

07/14/2003 Will Disney (5): this sleeper is a winner...

01/23/2004 Ewan Snow: Looks like this got at least one no-name low vote.