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I cannot stand the stench of your lies.

No, seriously, they smell really bad.

Oh, man, did you just lay another lie? What was that, a broccoli lie?

Date Written: May 5, 2003
Author: qualcomm
Average Vote: 4.1667
Comments:
05/5/2003 anonymous (5):
05/5/2003 anonymous (4):
05/5/2003 anonymous (5):
05/6/2003 scoop (4): Broccoli's a flower, ass hole. And its grown in the delaware of our minds eye, the first state ever to enter in to our mind's eye. dick.
08/21/2003 Phony Millions (4): either way it's feldspar and it's fecal.
05/31/2004 TheBuyer (4): [insert throaway joke line, not that clever]
10/25/2004 John Slocum (4): Vegetal with a hint of jungle floor.