"Ha Ha! Peter Poopy Poopy Pants! Peter Poopy Poopy Pants!" yelled a bunch of mean fourth-grade kids at Peter, the Kindergartener with a potty problem, as he hung out by the monkey bars. The bullies always picked on him because he smelled of shit.
"But I urinated on myself!" Peter yelled back.
"Peter Urin-a-oop.. Uranoo... Uroop..." the bullies stuttered, before walking away frustrated.
"Yeah, that's right," muttered Peter, as he took a big ol' "Crap of Victory."
Date Written: April 30, 2003 Author:Slappy White Average Vote: 3.875
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04/30/2003anonymous (1):
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05/1/2003Will Disney (5): squarely on genre - nice work, slappy
01/26/2004Lenny (5): Dare I say - genius?
02/2/2004senator (4): Short, sweet, and funny as shit. Daddy likey.
06/2/2004John Slocum (4): Peter outsmarted the bullies!