“Dan Smith will teach you guitar!” Dan Smith shouted, his guitar held threateningly over his head. “Dan Smith will teach you guitar!”
Chris Anderton, laying on the ground, tried to move away. “But, dude,” he said. “Dude…”
“DAN SMITH WILL TEACH YOU GUITAR!” Dan Smith screamed. He took a step toward Anderton and prepared to swing – and there was hate in his eyes.
Date Written: April 30, 2003 Author:Will Disney Average Vote: 4.85714
Comments:
04/30/2003anonymous (5):
05/1/2003Ewan Snow (5): This one is so true.
05/16/2003qualcomm (5): this is my favorite inside short
03/8/2004Mr. Pony (4): Just saw the Dan Smith poster at TekServe, the old reliable Macintosh shop. Inside or not, there's a lot to this short.
03/31/2004Mr. Pony: Every time I see that poster, I feel I must return to this short. Spotted it at a midtown Teriyaki Boy, where the Chicken Cutlet Curry can't be beat. Lunch specials are $5.50. Wait, do you guys know Dan Smith?
06/10/2004scoop (5): This is good!
07/8/2004?: I love it. I used to make fun of this poster with a friend last year for the exact same reason. Wow, Dan Smith -- he's such a celebrity.
07/8/2004John Slocum: Once again, Disney comes through.
11/26/2004?: this is the fucking best!
03/7/2005deliciousbrains (5): I have no idea who Dan Smith is and I still laughed out loud. Actually it was more of a sudden release of air through my nose, not quite a snort but more than a breath. It's my internet laugh. So far this short is the only one that caused anything more than an internalized chuckle.
03/14/2005The Rid (5): Why isn't Disney the #1 rated author?
03/14/2005qualcomm: because i and a number of other authors are better writers than he is.
03/14/2005Will Disney: I agree, possibly, with the 'other authors' part of that statement.
03/15/2005The Rid: I don't disagree that you're a better writer, QC, but Disney's writing has a certain Disneyesque quality that makes one's day.
06/29/2005Will Disney: f u qualcomm!
07/19/2006scoop: You have just been totally ripped off dude.