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eat-n-Read HE: incarcerated for since-forgiven offenses involving common domestic assault and battery. While in the pen, SHE perishes. SHE: had made a promise on our first date to return to the spot of our first rendevous, and I wasn't going to let a little thing like a fucking car wreck make her break her word. She always had a good excuse. I had made reservations at Tony's years in advance. A man's word is his bond, is it not? Because of her many maggots I'll call her Maggie. Is that ok? I drag/pull her along. "Table for two. Mr. Smith." "Is that a gag-vomit-Ack!?" Maggie does drop a few. In a minute the place clears. Maggie doesn't order, she's eating for none now.