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"Mr. Gustopherson, how are you feeling today?" "Terrible, nurse, terrible. Do you have my pain medicine?" Blinky Gustopherson rolled over on his side and drank in the sight of the dumpy nurse. Fat tits, fat ass, ugly face. Oh, man did she look good. "You know the doctor didn’t prescribe any pain medicine, Mr. Gustopherson," Nurse Zymurgy said. "The only way those swollen balls of yours are gonna get better is if you suffer. Now is there anything else I can get you?" "Maybe some pussy?" "Alright, Mr. Gustopherson, alright." Nurse Zymurgy hiked up her white polyester skirt and pulled down her pantyhose. Her huge black bush sprawled out beyond the borders of her tummy-control panties, which, moistened with sweat and routine vaginal secretions had become translucent, revealing a Degoba System of pussy to Mr. Gustopherson. "Oh, nurse, nurse!" Blinky readied his semi-hard penis for some much needed coitus, but the nurse was having none of it. Instead she climbed onto his head and practiced Kegels on his nose. "But my balls," Blinky cried, "what about draining my swollen balls?" Nurse Zymurgy didn’t so much hear his words as feel their vibrations against her cervix. "Right, I almost forgot about your balls," she said, biting them as hard as she could.